sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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karlcat:

tumblr staff changing the shade of some of the buttons is their version of moving all the furniture in the house two inches to the left

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :